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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:50
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
So, the docs changed it to read
—
They put up a sign reading
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Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
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